Beta Program
Sloth Lee is invite-only for now.
He's only watching a small number of groves while we calibrate the Slow Style. Tell him about yours and he'll send word when he's got a watch slot open for you.
“A good guardian doesn't spread thin. He picks his groves, learns them, and watches well. Tell me about yours.”
What he'll do for you
- Full toolkit — moderation, tickets, audit, AutoMod, dashboard
- Premium-tier access for the entire beta — no card required
- Direct line to the team via the support widget on this site
- Your feedback shapes the roadmap — we read every message
What he asks from you
- Honest bug reports when you find rough edges
- A real grove we can learn from — 50 members or 50,000, both fine
- A few minutes of feedback after a week of using him
While you wait…
- Read his story → the long version of how a sloth became a ninja became a bot.
- See the toolkit → what every approved server gets on day one.
- Dashboard Login → if you've already been approved, sign in here.