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Sloth Lee's Toolkit

Six tools. One ninja. Zero panic.

None of this is gimmicks. Each one is something he watches, tracks, or does for you while you sleep — laid out so your staff can find it without a wiki.

Moderation

“He sees every message. He acts on the ones that matter.”

  • Warn / kick / ban / timeout — slash and prefix versions of every action
  • Per-server thresholds — tune what counts as a problem in your grove
  • Hierarchical permissions — staff roles can override defaults
  • One-click case detail with full message context

AutoMod & Anti-Bandit

“Bandits are pattern-scored on arrival, not after damage.”

  • Phishing / scam detection (Spambats, Scamcoyotes) — pattern-scored at message ingest
  • NSFW image scoring — opt-in, OpenAI-moderation-backed
  • Anti-raid — auto-pause on suspicious join velocity
  • False-positive review queue so staff can teach him over time

Tickets & Support

“One calm inbox. Internal notes. AI-suggested replies.”

  • Public support widget you can drop on any site
  • Threaded conversations with internal notes (visible to staff only)
  • Saved replies, image attachments, sentiment scoring
  • Member-reports inbox — Discord right-click → Report Message lands here

Audit & Visibility

“Sloth Lee never forgets.”

  • Unified audit timeline across mod / tickets / settings / billing
  • CSV / JSON export, searchable, filterable
  • Suspicious-activity detector flags unusual staff patterns
  • Per-action who / when / why — every entry tells a complete story

Dashboard

“A web watchtower for everything he sees.”

  • 30+ pages — moderation, members, settings, analytics, support
  • Cmd+K palette searches across servers, tickets, audit, members
  • Saved views per page, real-time WebSocket updates
  • Full WebAuthn / passkey / TOTP / email-2FA security

Privacy & Trust

“Your data. Your grove. He just watches it.”

  • GDPR self-serve — export every record, delete the account in two clicks
  • Encryption at rest for webhook secrets and AI provider keys
  • Daily DB backups with optional S3 mirror
  • Public status page + signed webhooks for downstream integrations

All tiers, every tool

The toolkit doesn't change. The caps do.

Sloth Lee uses the same skills on the smallest grove and the biggest. Premium and Enterprise just unlock more of him.

Free

Everything he can do for a small grove. No card required.

Premium

Higher caps, advanced analytics, multi-server view, priority support.

Enterprise

Multi-guild bulk operations, custom branding, SLAs.

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When you're ready

Set him up. He'll handle the rest.

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